[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/pocitac-je-vsudypritomny\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/pocitac-je-vsudypritomny\/","headline":"Po\u010d\u00edta\u010d je v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd","name":"Po\u010d\u00edta\u010d je v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd","description":"Nebudeme zde polemizovat o zbyte\u010dnosti po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u016f na n\u011bkter\u00fdch m\u00edstech, to p\u0159enech\u00e1me jin\u00fdm. Jen\u017ee a\u017e se to jednou pokaz\u00ed, a k tomu d\u0159\u00edve \u010di pozd\u011bji dojde, bude to obrovsk\u00fd kolaps. Tak obrovsk\u00fd, \u017ee nebude fungovat naprosto nic, proto\u017ee si homo sapiens nacpal po\u010d\u00edta\u010de naprosto v\u0161ude a jaksi opomn\u011bl pamatovat na zadn\u00ed kole\u010dka. K takov\u00e9mu men\u0161\u00edmu kolapsu […]","datePublished":"2020-10-23","dateModified":"2020-10-23","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c36ac855b1ee9cce96e09824fb5426d6eaccd04233fbf51e04e067ccd1b5fe13?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c36ac855b1ee9cce96e09824fb5426d6eaccd04233fbf51e04e067ccd1b5fe13?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"sitom.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PC%20v%20monitoru.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/PC%20v%20monitoru.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/pocitac-je-vsudypritomny\/","about":["Podnik\u00e1n\u00ed"],"wordCount":443,"articleBody":"   Nebudeme zde polemizovat o zbyte\u010dnosti po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u016f na n\u011bkter\u00fdch m\u00edstech, to p\u0159enech\u00e1me jin\u00fdm. Jen\u017ee a\u017e se to jednou pokaz\u00ed, a k tomu d\u0159\u00edve \u010di pozd\u011bji dojde, bude to obrovsk\u00fd kolaps. Tak obrovsk\u00fd, \u017ee nebude fungovat naprosto nic, proto\u017ee si homo sapiens nacpal po\u010d\u00edta\u010de naprosto v\u0161ude a jaksi opomn\u011bl pamatovat na zadn\u00ed kole\u010dka. K takov\u00e9mu men\u0161\u00edmu kolapsu m\u016f\u017ee doj\u00edt i u v\u00e1s doma. Kdy\u017e si po\u0159\u00edd\u00edte naprosto v\u0161e \u0159\u00edzen\u00e9 po\u010d\u00edta\u010dem a ten v\u00e1m \u201ebouchne\u201c, jste prost\u011b v h\u00e1ji s celou fraje\u0159inkou. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed to tak je\u0161t\u011b nefunguje, ale bude. P\u0159esto si v\u0161ak m\u016f\u017eeme lehce p\u0159edstavit, nebo u\u017e jsme to za\u017eili, kdy\u017e n\u00e1m \u201eklekne\u201c n\u00e1\u0161 po\u010d\u00edta\u010d. Pokud se na stroji jen hraj\u00ed hry, vcelku se nic ned\u011bje. Ov\u0161em p\u0159edstavte si nap\u0159\u00edklad spisovatele, kter\u00fd na n\u011bm p\u00ed\u0161e knihu a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b si ned\u011bl\u00e1 z\u00e1lohu. Pokud mu po\u010d\u00edta\u010d havaruje, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed a spoustu a spoustu pr\u00e1ce a mo\u017en\u00e1 i pen\u011bz. Nebo in\u017een\u00fdr, kter\u00fd si s pomoc\u00ed sv\u00e9ho po\u010d\u00edta\u010de d\u011bl\u00e1 v\u00fdkresy pro podnik. A vinou PC o n\u011b p\u0159ijde. Mimo statis\u00edcov\u00e9 \u0161kody jej asi v zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed nepochv\u00e1l\u00ed. Kdy\u017e po\u010d\u00edta\u010d n\u00e1hle \u201ezhasne\u201c, nast\u00e1v\u00e1 panika. Co po\u010d\u00edt, co po\u010d\u00edt? B\u011bh\u00e1 ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edk kolem stroje, chyt\u00e1 se za hlavu a pros\u00ed v\u0161echny svat\u00e9, kter\u00e9 zn\u00e1, o z\u00e1chranu. Ti na to v\u0161ak nereaguj\u00ed, neb jsou \u0161koleni v jin\u00e9m oboru, a to v tom, jak rozn\u00e1\u0161et slovo svat\u00e9. Po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u016fm moc nerozum\u00ed, tedy moc nepomohou. Ale kdo tedy pom\u016f\u017ee? Nu, kdo. P\u0159ece PC Beroun ne? Hlavn\u00ed v\u011bc je vztekem do po\u010d\u00edta\u010de nekopat, neml\u00e1tit do n\u011bj perl\u00edkem, ani jej nijak d\u00e1le neni\u010dit. T\u00edm se v\u011bci neprosp\u011bje, ale naopak se to m\u016f\u017ee je\u0161t\u011b zhor\u0161it. Postup k mo\u017en\u00e9 z\u00e1chran\u011b je n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed. Vyt\u00e1hnout p\u0159\u00edvodn\u00ed \u0161\u0148\u016fru ze z\u00e1suvky a po\u010d\u00edta\u010d n\u011bjak zabalit do m\u011bkk\u00e9ho. Sebrat kl\u00e1vesnici i my\u0161 a dopravit to v\u0161e pr\u00e1v\u011b do ji\u017e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9ho PC Beroun. Pokud si pamatujete, jakou jste d\u011blali posledn\u00ed operaci, bude dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee to technik\u016fm usnadn\u00ed pr\u00e1ci a t\u00edm zna\u010dn\u011b urychl\u00ed opravu. Nu a po n\u011bjak\u00e9 dob\u011b si jen p\u0159ijdete pro opraven\u00fd po\u010d\u00edta\u010d.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Po\u010d\u00edta\u010d je v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd","item":"https:\/\/www.sitom.cz\/pocitac-je-vsudypritomny\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]